Woman opens professional cuddling shop – gets 10,000 customers in first week

by Irn Bru Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:48 am

Professional cuddler Samantha Hess has opened a pro cuddling shop, where for $60 customers can get an hour's worth of spooning and "the level of human contact that we want or need in order to be our optimal selves."

Located in Portland, Oregon, the shop is called Cuddle Up To Me and is already very busy.

"This business has taken off," Hess told Fox 12. "I've gotten as many as 10,000 emails in a week."

Hour-long sessions cost $60 dollars and include hair strokes, hand-holding and a plethora of different cuddle positions.

Hess says the business is in no way adult-orientated, and that she got the idea for it during a low point in her life.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/woman-opens-professional-cuddling-shop-gets-10000-customers-in-first-week-9870211.html

So there you have folks. If you are feeling miserable, unwanted and think that no-one cares about you then get yourself down to the cuddling shop and for 60 bucks you'll be cuddled to make you feel a whole lot better.

Laughing

by Ben Reilly Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:59 pm

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Creepy.

by Original Quill Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:38 am

It gets better....

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by Ben Reilly Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:25 am

by Tommy Monk Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:19 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyriulXSWLY

I was buying some feelings, from a vending machine....

We're not far off from that now it seems....

by Irn Bru Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:05 am

I can just imagine going into the cuddle shop and explaining that you are fed up, down the dumps, feeling miserable and that no-one cares about you and asking for some serious cuddling.

But when asked for the $60 bucks, you say you have no money and that why you are feeling the way you are. So it's at the point you are told to fvck off because it's a business being run here and not a charity organisation and you should go and find some other mugs to give you a cuddle.

Feel better now? Laughing

by Original Quill Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:11 pm

Irn Bru wrote:I can just imagine going into the cuddle shop and explaining that you are fed up, down the dumps, feeling miserable and that no-one cares about you and asking for some serious cuddling.

But when asked for the $60 bucks, you say you have no money and that why you are feeling the way you are. So it's at the point you are told to fvck off because it's a business being run here and not a charity organisation and you should go and find some other mugs to give you a cuddle.

Feel better now?

Kinda like going to a psychiatrist, innit?

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by veya_victaous Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:58 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyriulXSWLY

I was buying some feelings, from a vending machine....

We're not far off from that now it seems....

I don't know it might be a while before they but MDMA in vending Machines Woman opens professional cuddling shop – gets 10,000 customers in first week 2022273579

Woman opens professional cuddling shop – gets 10,000 customers in first week 2022273579

by Lone Wolf Thu Nov 27, 2014 1:06 pm

MEANWHILE, back on Planet Earth...

"10,000 customers" ! Really ??

Sounds to me like somebody is confusing Facebook and Twitter 'hits' with actual paying customers..

EVEN if somebody wanted to work at nothing else ~ "10,000 customers" @ 1 hour each, could keep a professional cuddler busy for FIVE YEARS.. Woman opens professional cuddling shop – gets 10,000 customers in first week 2089010162

Woman opens professional cuddling shop – gets 10,000 customers in first week 2089010162

BEFORE you start seeing any 'repeat' business !

P.S. I'm prepared to provide the same kind of service for any stressed-out ladyfolks out there.. tongue

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