43-Year-Old Tells Cop She's 22 And Has Age-Acceleration Disease

by groomsy Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:10 pm

A Florida woman was arrested Saturday after trying to pass herself off as her daughter who was two decades younger.

Jennifer Crosby, 43, allegedly told a deputy at a traffic stop in Indian River County that she was only 22 and “has a medical condition that makes her age faster.” According to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Crosby was pulled over for inoperable tail lights, and when deputy Colby Smith asked for her license, she said she had forgotten it.

Crosby then allegedly gave Smith the wrong name and a 1992 birthdate. Smith wrote that when he appeared skeptical of the birthdate, Crosby made the outlandish claim about accelerated aging.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/04/jennifer-crosby-43-22-ages-faster_n_6100796.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

by Ben Reilly Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:52 am

43-Year-Old Tells Cop She's 22 And Has Age-Acceleration Disease N-JENNIFER-CROSBY-large

She actually looks fairly older than 43, I would have guessed 50s and a history of hard-drug abuse ...

by Cass Fri Nov 07, 2014 2:55 am

stupid cow to claim that....shame on her when there are real people who suffer from something similar

by Original Quill Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:32 am

What was she trying to achieve, lying about her age?

Or was it just a lie to accommodate a bait and switch for the cop? And if that's the case, what a cunnus for screwing over her daughter like that.

by Ben Reilly Fri Nov 07, 2014 8:23 am

Original Quill wrote:What was she trying to achieve, lying about her age?

Or was it just a lie to accommodate a bait and switch for the cop? And if that's the case, what a cunnus for screwing over her daughter like that.

Righto, chap -- can't understand why she did this in the first place. It's not like there are driving laws that apply differently to people in their 40s than to people in their 20s.

by eddie Fri Nov 07, 2014 3:00 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
Original Quill wrote:What was she trying to achieve, lying about her age?

Or was it just a lie to accommodate a bait and switch for the cop? And if that's the case, what a cunnus for screwing over her daughter like that.

Righto, chap -- can't understand why she did this in the first place. It's not like there are driving laws that apply differently to people in their 40s than to people in their 20s.