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Post by groomsy Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:34 pm

A Montreal-based underwear company's half-cocked plan to offer a $50,000 penis insurance policy has gone limp.

Lloyd's of London, the insurance market engaged to underwrite the policies, has decided to pull out of the promotion.

UNDZ underwear recently announced that all men who purchase three or more pairs of UNDZ underwear via the company website would get a Lloyd's Of London insurance policy to be paid out if their sex organ became detached from their body.

UNDZ founder Bertrand Dore said the company had struck a deal with Lloyd’s Canadian syndicate, La Turquoise, to offer the policies.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/18/lloyds-of-london_n_4981436.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
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Post by eddie Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:15 pm

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