Suggested names for the Royal baby

by eddie Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:25 pm

Born today at some point. Name suggestions.

I’m going for Mohammed or Adolf. Be nice to bring some different flavours to the Royals.

If not then I reckon Keith or Kanye. Just for the class.

by Andy Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:31 pm

It was a difficult birth.
The young prince was delivered with a silver spoon sticking out of his mouth.

by 'Wolfie Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:49 pm

Fred
Benedict
Younger Percival
Cambridge--Mountbatten

To be known as 'Young Prince Freddie", or Percy for short..
(Which could bring new meaning to the phrase: "pointing Percy at the porcelain..").

snob

by Andy Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:05 pm

Cardew, Carruthers, Humphrey, Fauntleroy, Warwick.

by magica Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:46 pm

Albert
Charles
David
Louis
Names

Bet its none of them lol

by eddie Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:58 pm

So...no one liked mine, then?

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by eddie Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:04 pm

The name Lucifer, hasn’t been popular for a while.

by Andy Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:15 pm

Bealzebub, Merlin, Abdul, Mohammed , Majid, Ali, Quentin.
I am sure Major, Allakaka and Smelly Bandit would approve.

by Original Quill Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:49 pm

I'll bet...whattabout Chauncy?

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by eddie Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:55 pm

Or Englebert. After the singing Humperdinck guy.
Someone should name their baby after him, he could die happy.

by Ben Reilly Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:00 pm

A bold choice -- Adolph.

Saddle that child with the responsibility of making that name stand for something good again!

by Ben Reilly Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:05 pm

Whoops, not only did I inadvertently steal eddie's idea, I misspelled the name.

cheers

by eddie Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:08 pm

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:Whoops, not only did I inadvertently steal eddie's idea, I misspelled the name.

Dude, don’t steal people’s ideas. It’s not cool.
Though great minds do think alike. Cool

by Ben Reilly Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:09 pm

eddie wrote:
Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:Whoops, not only did I inadvertently steal eddie's idea, I misspelled the name.

Dude, don’t steal people’s ideas. It’s not cool.
Though great minds do think alike.

Don't we have book tings? And I need some more chapters, you've only emailed me through 16. ffs

by eddie Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:19 pm

You’re so bossy bossman boss.

by JulesV Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:29 pm

Kate's dad is called Michael. If she decides to name her son after him ... oh dear!
Work out the reasons why this would be a disaster. lol!

by magica Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:26 pm

Michael is a brilliant name, why not be called that. He wont though, will have to be a Royal name. ,Michael could be one of the names though, why not?

by nicko Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:27 pm

Notice Andy's remarks, nasty, piss taking ones,
He thinks he's clever' I think he's a pathetic wanker !! Evil or Very Mad

by Vintage Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:32 pm

I don't know why Andy has to keep mentioning people who don't post on here, they must really be on his mind.

by Andy Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:34 pm

nicko wrote:Notice Andy's remarks, nasty, piss taking ones,
He thinks he's clever' I think he's a pathetic wanker !!

Racist Nazis never did have a sense of humour.

by Fred Moletrousers Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:28 pm

magica wrote:Michael is a brilliant name, why not be called that. He wont though, will have to be a Royal name. ,Michael could be one of the names though, why not?

And why not indeed? Archangel Michael was the standard bearer and principal defender of the Christian Church, of which our Queen is Supreme Governor of the Angicans, and was also Satan's leading adversary.

He is also the brand name of Marks and Spencer, which I suppose makes him the patron saint of bras and knickers!

Oh, and Michael is one of my own catalogue of Christian names chosen by parents who don't have the tiresome duty of writing the whole bloody lot of them out on official forms that insist on the inclusion of full names!

by Fred Moletrousers Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:33 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:

Fred
Benedict
Younger Percival
Cambridge--Mountbatten

To be known as 'Young Prince Freddie", or Percy for short..
(Which could bring new meaning to the phrase: "pointing Percy at the porcelain..").

1: Thank you for your most intelligent initial suggestion.

2: Fuck off for expanding on your reasons!

by 'Wolfie Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:44 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
WhoseYourWolfie wrote:

Fred
Benedict
Younger Percival
Cambridge--Mountbatten

To be known as 'Young Prince Freddie", or Percy for short..
(Which could bring new meaning to the phrase: "pointing Percy at the porcelain..").

1: Thank you for your most intelligent initial suggestion.

I reckon "Fred" is a good Christian name -- as I mentioned in the other baby prince thread, over the years I have named both a cat and a budgerigar Fred, at different times..

2: Fuck off for expanding on your reasons!

Of course, with it being the Royals, they would probably write it out as "Frederick".

by nicko Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:55 pm

Andy, I wont give a reply to your last post except to say you'v just shown yourself to be the biggest, nastiest, "racist" Thickest Labour drone on the Forum clown

by eddie Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:45 pm

What about a nice, German name for the royal baby, to celebrate his ancestry?

by Guest Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:51 pm

How about allowing the parents to decide the name of the baby themselves, just as every other parent does with their own children.

by eddie Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:59 pm

How about we can discuss whatever we like because it’s a forum for debate and sharing ideas and fun?

by Fred Moletrousers Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:03 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
Fred Moletrousers wrote:

1: Thank you for your most intelligent initial suggestion.

I reckon "Fred" is a good Christian name -- as I mentioned in the other baby prince thread, over the years I have named both a cat and a budgerigar Fred, at different times..

2: Fuck off for expanding on your reasons!

Of course, with it being the Royals, they would probably write it out as "Frederick".

As Fred is the diminutive of Frederick, why not?

by Fred Moletrousers Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:06 pm

Angry Andy wrote:Bealzebub, Merlin, Abdul, Mohammed , Majid, Ali, Quentin.
I am sure Major, Allakaka and Smelly Bandit would approve.

Quentin after Quentin Letts, the brilliant lobby correspondent of the magnificent, award-winning campaigning newspaper the Daily Mail.

Good choice.

by Victorismyhero Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:09 pm

How about ...Arthur...the once and future king Laughing

by Fred Moletrousers Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:17 pm

Lord Foul wrote:How about ...Arthur...the once and future king

Sadly, old boy, Arthur is the stuff of myth and legend...great though that myth and legend may be.

by Victorismyhero Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:09 pm

is a myth a female moth????

by Fred Moletrousers Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:38 pm

Lord Foul wrote:is a myth a female moth????

Yeth.

Cue for terrible joke:

There came a voice from Valhallah: "I AM THOR!"

Came the plaintive response from the virgin who had just, er, obliged the God Thor: "You're thore? I'm tho thore that I can't pith....."

And with that parting thought..............good night.

by Victorismyhero Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:45 pm

sleep well moley

by Original Quill Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:47 am

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
Angry Andy wrote:Bealzebub, Merlin, Abdul, Mohammed , Majid, Ali, Quentin.
I am sure Major, Allakaka and Smelly Bandit would approve.

Quentin after Quentin Letts, the brilliant lobby correspondent of the magnificent, award-winning campaigning newspaper the Daily Mail.

Good choice.

If he's ever canonized he could become San Quentin.

by Guest Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:50 am

eddie wrote:How about we can discuss whatever we like because it’s a forum for debate and sharing ideas and fun?

How about its actually none of your buisness, espcially when you are doing so to mock the situation

Imagine anyone did the same to the birth of your children

Just saying

If you actually had an genuine interest, you would not be out looking to mock as you have been and this has more to do with the situation you and Ben have

You want to take out your anger on your situation, then take out on the Governemnt, not a family that has done nothing to you

by Guest Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:55 am

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:How about ...Arthur...the once and future king

Sadly, old boy, Arthur is the stuff of myth and legend...great though that myth and legend may be.

Actually its very well possible that Arthur did exist. What is myths and legends is many of the stories surrounding Arthur.

One thing for sure, he was not an English King, but possible a Romano-Briton leader that united the Britons, against the Saxon invaders.

by Guest Wed Apr 25, 2018 5:24 am

The question to ask of Ben, Eddie and Handy Andy, is whether they would suggest any of the names they choose here. For babies to any friends, that have had or are going to have new baby members to their families?

Of course they would not.

Hence people are either being bitter/envious towards the Royal family. Or two people that have had the entire support of this forum, are taking their anger out on the British Royal family, due to the problems they face for Ben coming to the UK.

That is bloody childish

by Original Quill Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:25 pm

Didge wrote:
Fred Moletrousers wrote:

Sadly, old boy, Arthur is the stuff of myth and legend...great though that myth and legend may be.

Actually its very well possible that Arthur did exist. What is myths and legends is many of the stories surrounding Arthur.

One thing for sure, he was not an English King, but possible a Romano-Briton leader that united the Britons, against the Saxon invaders.

Or, as Prof. Norma Lorre Goodrich has claimed, in her book, King Arthur, he was a Scottish warlord, centered around Carlisle. https://mapcarta.com/Carlisle

LA Times wrote:With all the patience of an archeologist excavating an ancient site, writer Dr. Norma Lorre Goodrich spent years unearthing the story of King Arthur.

For centuries the story was thought to be a fable, with British roots and a powerful appeal to generations. But beneath the legend of Camelot and Queen Guinevere, the Knights of the Round Table and Lancelot, Goodrich discovered what she called the true story: King Arthur was not a myth but an actual person, born to a royal family. He did not live in Britain or Wales but in Scotland
http://articles.latimes.com/2006/sep/30/local/me-goodrich30

.

Much of the story is found here:
http://www.britannia.com/history/arthur/carlisle.html

by 'Wolfie Wed Apr 25, 2018 5:47 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
WhoseYourWolfie wrote:

Of course, with it being the Royals, they would probably write it out as "Frederick".

As Fred is the diminutive of Frederick, why not?

I saw on the news last night where they showed bookies over in London laying odds on the bub's name (with Albert their favourite..).

'Frederick' was currently in about sixth or seventh place, at 14/1 against..

by Andy Wed Apr 25, 2018 5:59 pm

nicko wrote:Andy, I wont give a reply to your last post except to say you'v just shown yourself to be the biggest, nastiest, "racist" Thickest Labour drone on the Forum

Coming from someone who engages with the sick racists, Stormee, Kaka and Bandit about all topics, so long as they are about Muslims and Immigrants, I shall treat that as a badge of honour

by Vintage Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:56 pm

Give it a rest Andy, if you are so concerned with what Stormee, Kaka and Bandit think and talk about, go and have a word with them instead of constantly bringing them into random posts, when they aren't here to answer you.

by Syl Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:58 pm

Vintage wrote:Give it a rest Andy, if you are so concerned with what Stormee, Kaka and Bandit think and talk about, go and have a word with them instead of constantly bringing them into random posts, when they aren't here to answer you.

I would say its more an obsession than one of concern. Rolling Eyes

by nicko Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:32 pm

I think it's OCD, pity really as it clouds he's mind to the truth !
PS, head banned Allakaka from Flap a few days ago.

by Andy Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:34 pm

Comes as no surprise.
The bloke is deranged and dangerous.
He seems just a moment from acting on his hatred rather than just posting it on a hate forum.

by nicko Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:39 pm

For "head" read head ! Embarassed

by nicko Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:48 pm

For "head", read head !

by nicko Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:49 pm

For head read head, what's wrong with my PC?

by Original Quill Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:51 pm

nicko wrote:For head read head, what's wrong with my PC?

It's probably not your pc...unless you are repeatedly pounding the enter button. Probably something in Formumotion.

by nicko Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:52 pm

Is the name D~~n not allowed to be posted, if not why not ?

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