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by Ben Reilly Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:01 am

"You sound a little flat"

by Fred Moletrousers Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:06 am

Oh my God! If I had known that a French horn was that big I wouldn't have said yes...

by Guest Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:12 am

Yes, I am playing both Brass and Wind Instruments.

by nicko Thu Mar 02, 2017 5:22 am

Don't you dare fart in my Trumpet !

by HoratioTarr Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:52 am

eddie wrote:

Oi! You nicked that off my Facebook!!!! lol!

by HoratioTarr Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:53 am

Caption: OK, love, remember....short controlled bursts.

by HoratioTarr Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:54 am

The burning question is.....Is he sucking or blowing?

by HoratioTarr Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:54 am

I'm not sure what's worse....the expression on his face, or her slightly off white gusset hanging down....

by Syl Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:22 pm

Some people have no idea of what to do with their instruments.

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by eddie Thu Mar 02, 2017 6:17 pm

Horatio - I got it off Facebook but it wasn't from you? How weird. I just checked.

by Original Quill Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:06 pm

eddie wrote:

"The other way, Ian. Turn it around and listen...♫ ♪ Four strong winds that blow lonely...♫"

by Victorismyhero Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:42 pm

Is that whats known as a bass fartaphone?

by Tommy Monk Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:06 pm

Looks like they got the wrong idea about doing the 'rusty trombone'...!

(And for some of the older posters here)

"Ok... I'll name that tune in one!"

Laughing

by HoratioTarr Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:16 pm

eddie wrote:Horatio - I got it off Facebook but it wasn't from you? How weird. I just checked.

hahaha What a coincidence.

by magica Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:19 pm

Look behind you

by Tommy Monk Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:24 pm

That's one hell of a way to try to get a bit of reverb effect sound...

by eddie Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:40 pm

by magica Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:22 pm

I've come to a dead end

by Original Quill Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:05 am

Gives new meaning to: I Feel it Coming.

by Fred Moletrousers Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:07 am

That's the last time I'll buy cheap steak from Tesco....

by Ben Reilly Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:22 pm

eddie wrote:

"Cool deal, I'll take care of it. Thanks."

by eddie Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:41 pm

eddie wrote:

"We are mates, so shut up you idiot"

by JulesV Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:49 pm

''hold on a mo, i'll just get the door''

by Ben Reilly Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:50 pm

Caption this:

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by Original Quill Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:16 am

Ben Reilly wrote:Caption this:

You're right! It does wink and smile back at you. Razz

by nicko Thu Mar 16, 2017 6:35 am

"I want my bloody Dildo back"

by Syl Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:50 pm

Two moons for the price of one.

by JulesV Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:28 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Caption this:

"pisstake! (literally!!) .... right? Suspect

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by eddie Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:49 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Caption this:

"Yep. The moon really does influence your monthly cycle"

by Syl Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:28 pm

That pic is really clever though. Has anyone else tried to incorporate the moon or the setting sun into their photo? I have....I just look ridiculous.

by Original Quill Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:37 pm

Syl wrote:That pic is really clever though. Has anyone else tried to incorporate the moon or the setting sun into their photo? I have....I just look ridiculous.

You're right...your answer has come the closest.

The problem is the photo is a mixed joke. First, there's the snooping under the skirt. Then there's the optical illusion of the moon depth perception. It's hard to come up with a quip that incorporates both.

by Syl Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:41 pm

Original Quill wrote:
Syl wrote:That pic is really clever though. Has anyone else tried to incorporate the moon or the setting sun into their photo? I have....I just look ridiculous.

You're right...your answer has come the closest.

The problem is the photo is a mixed joke. First, there's the snooping under the skirt. Then there's the optical illusion of the moon depth perception. It's hard to come up with a quip that incorporates both.

Its very clever Quill....not least because the two girls have actually captured the moon in the pic, then turned it into a joke.

I have pics where I am supposed to be holding a setting sun, it never works though, all you see is a silhouette with red in the background. Rolling Eyes

by Original Quill Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:45 pm

Maybe something like:

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"Irene, push harder...right now it's just blue cheese!"

by Syl Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:48 pm

Lol....this has to be one of the weirdest threads ever. Shocked

by magica Thu Mar 16, 2017 6:47 pm

Don't moon at me

by Original Quill Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:14 am

"No wonder you had lighting bolts coming outta yer arse!"

by Original Quill Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:44 am

"The good news is, it wasn’t the Green Chile Rellenos..."

by Original Quill Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:34 pm

by Guest Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:30 pm

I always thought the saying was ' the sun shines out of your arse' Razz

by Fred Moletrousers Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:06 pm

Original Quill wrote:
Syl wrote:That pic is really clever though. Has anyone else tried to incorporate the moon or the setting sun into their photo? I have....I just look ridiculous.

You're right...your answer has come the closest.

The problem is the photo is a mixed joke. First, there's the snooping under the skirt. Then there's the optical illusion of the moon depth perception. It's hard to come up with a quip that incorporates both.

I had thought of captioning it "putting it where the sun don't shine"......and then thought better of it!

by JulesV Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:26 pm

Original Quill wrote:

"we are coasting home on a wing & a prayer"

by Guest Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:28 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:Caption this:

"And God said, let there be light"

Laughing

by JulesV Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:28 pm

(ETA: What a beautiful picture. The terrain, the chopper and a pristine statue. Love it!)

by Original Quill Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:34 am

Jules wrote:
Original Quill wrote:

"we are coasting home on a wing & a prayer"

I like that. Much more respectful than what I had in mind. Razz

by eddie Mon Mar 27, 2017 7:37 pm

by nicko Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:10 pm

Re the statue, "it got away, but it was this big".

by Ben Reilly Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:18 pm

Original Quill wrote:

"I could squish you like a bug!"

by Ben Reilly Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:19 pm

eddie wrote:

"People act like bath salts are so bad but I don't feel any different."

by eddie Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:27 pm

eddie wrote:

"Is this what they meant by having a 'sex sandwich'?"

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