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Post by eddie Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:06 pm

I've eaten my whole body weight in chocolate today. I am sick, sick, sick. No

Any nice comforting advice from you nice people?
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Post by Guest Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:19 pm

eddie wrote:I've eaten my whole body weight in chocolate today. I am sick, sick, sick. No

Any nice comforting advice from you nice people?

I did that Christmas day my daughter in law bought me a huge box of milk chocolates and i ate the lot lol!

My advice is this eddie - tomorrow go for a ten mile walk to burn off the calories Laughing x


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Post by Syl Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:21 pm

No....I have no sympathy for greedy people. Evil or Very Mad

Plus.....OH is diabetic and he has been told to lose a bit of weight, so to encourage him I have banned all chocolate, biscuits, cakes, in fact everything I love  from the house.

So actually....I have NO sympathy for you...even if you are sick. Twisted Evil
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Post by eddie Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:24 pm

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I am deeply hurt that you don't care about the fact that I feel nauseous and slightly woozy. i was worried that it would go off so I thought I'd best eat it cos of the environment and all that.
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Post by Syl Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:27 pm

Yeah yeah yeah.... Rolling Eyes
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Post by Guest Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:37 pm

diabetics can eat chocolate (dark chocolate) and can still have treats . If you take everything away it will only make him crave .

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Post by Guest Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:38 pm

eddie wrote:I'm ashamed to say.... 2794048296

I am deeply hurt that you don't care about the fact that I feel nauseous and slightly woozy. i was worried that it would go off so I thought I'd best eat it cos of the environment and all that.

I'm very sympathetic Edds - try eating a mint Smile
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Post by Ben Reilly Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:38 pm

eddie wrote:I've eaten my whole body weight in chocolate today. I am sick, sick, sick. No

Any nice comforting advice from you nice people?

WHAT, ARE YOU 12????

How's that? Razz
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Post by Syl Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:40 pm

Vicar of Dibley (vod) wrote:diabetics can eat chocolate (dark chocolate) and can still have treats . If you take everything away it will only make him crave .

Vod...he has been diabetic type 2 for years....he eats more chocolate and cake than I do and I LOVE chocolate.
He wont be told, and as he is an adult I cant force him to eat the right foods.
However, last week on a Dr's check up he was told he needed to lose weight, a stone max.....so I have stopped buying ALL chocolate etc, so far so good.

I am craving it now more than him, but I am trying to be supportive.
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Post by Guest Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:49 pm

Syl wrote:
Vicar of Dibley (vod) wrote:diabetics can eat chocolate (dark chocolate) and can still have treats . If you take everything away it will only make him crave .

Vod...he has been diabetic type 2 for years....he eats more chocolate and cake than I do and I LOVE chocolate.
He wont be told, and as he is an adult I cant force him to eat the right foods.
However, last week on a Dr's check up he was told he needed to lose weight, a stone max.....so I have stopped buying ALL chocolate etc, so far so good.

I am craving it now more than him, but I am trying to be supportive.

He's a bad boy then - moderation is the key to controlling weight . Walking 30 minutes a day helps stabilise blood sugar and lose weight .

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Post by Syl Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:51 pm

Vicar of Dibley (vod) wrote:
Syl wrote:

Vod...he has been diabetic type 2 for years....he eats more chocolate and cake than I do and I LOVE chocolate.
He wont be told, and as he is an adult I cant force him to eat the right foods.
However, last week on a Dr's check up he was told he needed to lose weight, a stone max.....so I have stopped buying ALL chocolate etc, so far so good.

I am craving it now more than him, but I am trying to be supportive.

He's a bad boy then - moderation is the key to controlling weight . Walking 30 minutes a day helps stabilise blood sugar and lose weight .

He's a very bad boy, he doesn't deserve me really. grin angel

I agree about moderation....eat what you like just don't go mad, mind you I'm not diabetic.
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Post by Guest Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:14 pm

Syl wrote:
Vicar of Dibley (vod) wrote:

He's a bad boy then - moderation is the key to controlling weight . Walking 30 minutes a day helps stabilise blood sugar and lose weight .

He's a very bad boy, he doesn't deserve me really.  grin angel

I agree about moderation....eat what you like just don't go mad, mind you I'm not diabetic.

I've been for a walk on the beach today it was gorgeous today not a cloud in sight - and yeah i am a nutter i took my shoes off and walked bare foot affraid

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Post by Bella Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:28 pm

I only like dark Chocolate, Rose and violet especially Smile
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Post by eddie Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:38 pm

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eddie wrote:I've eaten my whole body weight in chocolate today. I am sick, sick, sick. No

Any nice comforting advice from you nice people?

WHAT, ARE YOU 12????

How's that? Razz

Listen I don't need it yeah? I'm sick.
Whatevs dude. Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Victorismyhero Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:56 pm

oh dear eddie


chocolate O/D

too much theobromine

first you feel sick....
then the hallucinations start
then the twitching
then the full body orgasms
then...........

you wake up thinking "oh shit....My head hurts"...

and you will be miserable for days....

on the other hand , you may just puke up....and feel wretched

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Post by eddie Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:05 pm

The whole body orgasm sounds great but I'm a bit tired at the moment.
Pffffff.
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