Thugs

THE THUGS

A time and a place

The Thugs: part 10

So, I’m down this nice little boozer last night, down ‘oxton an’ that, an’ its proper posh, wiv decent grub an cheap lager an’a proper ‘ot fuckin’ barmaid an’ everyfin’, know what I mean?

I was ‘avin’ a right good night an’ that, except for this fuckin’ couple in the booth opposite us. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all in favour of love and romance. I Fuckin’ love all that shit: bash any cunt’s skull in for my missus, I would, even when she’s in the wrong. I mean, I buy ‘er fuckin’ underwear an’ blow an’ fags an’ all sorts’a shit. I don’ even feel gay when we do all that kissy-kissy, foreplay bullshit; that’s ‘ow much I love ‘er. But this couple in that booth, well, its enough to make you wanna puke, know what I mean?

They’re doin’ all this “I wuv you honey bunny!” shit, an’ me an the missus are makin’ eyes at each uvver, like ‘get a fuckin’ room ya cunts!’ Next fing you know is, these cunts are feedin’ each uvver each uvver’s fuckin’ food. ‘Now, if you wanted chicken, fuckin’ biriani ya cunt,’ I’m finkin’ ‘then fuckin’ order it!’ know what I mean?

It’s when they start leanin’ over an’ fuckin’ kissin’, that I get the arse. I mean, the cunt’s tie is danglin’ in ‘is fuckin’ beer, the fuckin’ dicksplash! I lean under the table an’ tell the missus to stop suckin’ my cock, “I’ve ‘ad enough”, I tell ‘er, “We’re fuckin’ leavin!” I mean, there’s a time and a place for everything, know what I mean?

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Was that at a Labour Party conference Scrat?

  

Tess. wrote:Was that at a Labour Party conference Scrat?

  

Read on,,,,,,


100 metres

Now, I’ve voted Labour all me life, jus’ like my old man did. I mean, its the party of the workin’ class, ain’t it? Can’t stand them Tory cunts, all posh an’ that. So, you can imagine my fucking ‘orror then, when this posh cunt turns up at my fuckin’ door, tellin’ me ‘e’s my Labour member of fuckin’ parliamnent. I mean, this cunt’s more middle-classed than the fuckin’ queen, the cunt. Know what I mean?

An’ ‘e’s all bangin’ on about them air-to-surface missiles the army got up on our roof for the ‘lympics an’ that, an’ ‘ow that makes us a target for terrorist attacks, an’ ‘ow that violates our ‘uman rights and shit. Now Mickey’s on the Wii an’ everyfin’, but ‘e knows that if ‘e ‘ears me screamin’ the word ‘cunt’ for more than a coupla minutes at some mother-fucker, then ‘is attendance is required. ‘e ‘splains to this little wank stain just ‘ow much ‘e loves ‘avin’ our brave boys on the roof, an’ ‘ow ‘e loves to take ‘is youngest up there to look at all them uniforms and guns and stuff, ‘ow proud ‘e feels. I keep me mouf shut about ‘ow we’ve been floggin’ them boys with the S-to-A crack and ice and acid and let Mickey just tell ‘im that no tree-huggin’, bi-fuckin-sexual like ‘im can ever represent the workin’ man. Know what I mean?

Any’ow this ‘omo Cambridge cunt comes out with all this “…but even if we did intercept a genuine terrorist threat, the plane those chaps shot down would still, nevertheless, crash into a residential area, killing hundreds, perhaps thousands of innocent people.”
“Yeah,” I point out, “poor people though, not dignitaries or celebrities, but people what don’t matter!” and while I’m wondering just what it is they teach these cunts at uni-fuckin-versity, i catch Mickey, out of the corner of me eye, searchin’ ‘is pockets for a blade. Now, I don’t wanna see some politician sliced up on me own doorway, that just ain’t democratic, if you know what I mean. So I send Mickey back to the console and deal with the situation meself.

I coulda been a good politician, I reckon. I only had to dangle that cunt over the balcony, by his ankles for 8.5 seconds before ‘e done what politicians call a U-turn. That’s faster than what Usain Bolt run the 100 metres. Know what I mean?

A lesson

So Mickey’s boy, Brad, ‘as come ‘ome all pissed off and upset and cryin’ and shit, know what I mean. ‘parently ’im an’ ‘is mates was pissing on some homeless c--- while ‘e was asleep, when the c--- gets up an’ smacks one of Brad’s mates right in the kisser an’ scares the shit out of ‘em all. Little c---’s only fuckin’ nine, know what I mean?

Any’ow, they’ve torn up his cardboard fucking castle an’ chucked some bricks at ‘im an’ shit, but Brad’s mate’s proper shook up an’ that.

Nah, don’t get me wrong, I love the fuckin’ ‘omeless, I always buy the Big Issue off that c--- that moves our rock down the Elephant, an’ I’ll chuck a dollar or two at any c--- what begs ‘ard enough. But this shit’s different, its on our own street and I ain’t puttin’ up wiv that, know what I mean?

So, we grab the kids and pay this fuckin’ toilet a visit an ‘teach the c--- a lesson. I learn sumffin’ too. I learn sumffin about ‘omeless people. I learn that they are ‘arder to set on fire than you might fink. Know what I mean?,,,,

And restrictions of free speech here.

“Even as I'm shoveling up my hooter, I realize the sad truth. Coke bores me, It bores us all. We're jaded c---, in a scene we hate, a city we hate, pretending that we're at the center of the universe, trashing ourselves with crap drugs to stave off the feeling that real life is happening somewhere else, aware that all we're doing is feeding that paranoia and disenchantment, yet somehow we're too apathetic to stop. Cause, sadly, there's nothing else of interest to stop for.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“You fucking knew that fucking c--- would fuck some c---.”
― Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

“Fuckin failures in a country of failures. Its nae good blamin it oan the English fir colonising us. Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent, vibrant healthy society to be colonised by. No..we are ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us? The lowest of the low, the scum of the earth. The most wretched servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat intae creation. Ah don't hate the English. They just git oan wis the shite thev got. Ah hate the Scots.”
― Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting.

Probably the greatest writer in the English language alive today,,,,,yet we cannot repeat his poetic words,,,,why?

scrat wrote:“Even as I'm shoveling up my hooter, I realize the sad truth. Coke bores me, It bores us all. We're jaded c---, in a scene we hate, a city we hate, pretending that we're at the center of the universe, trashing ourselves with crap drugs to stave off the feeling that real life is happening somewhere else, aware that all we're doing is feeding that paranoia and disenchantment, yet somehow we're too apathetic to stop. Cause, sadly, there's nothing else of interest to stop for.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“You fucking knew that fucking c--- would fuck some c---.”
― Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

“Fuckin failures in a country of failures. Its nae good blamin it oan the English fir colonising us. Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent, vibrant healthy society to be colonised by. No..we are ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us? The lowest of the low, the scum of the earth. The most wretched servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat intae creation. Ah don't hate the English. They just git oan wis the shite thev got. Ah hate the Scots.”
― Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting.

Probably the greatest writer in the English language alive today,,,,,yet we cannot repeat his poetic words,,,,why?

   

Just watched trainspotting again the other night Scrat!

Great film, my favourite is Begbie, the wee mad bastard..

I like when Renton says to him ..' I've no got £2000' and Begbie says...' Aye ye fucking dae'!!

Brilliant!!

swear words are the last resort of the illiterate!!

nicko wrote:swear words are the last resort of the illiterate!!

    
You should tell that to some on Flops forum Nicko!!

Trainspotting was just a film chief!

don't mind a few jd, but scrat goes overboard

Joy Division wrote:

scrat wrote:“Even as I'm shoveling up my hooter, I realize the sad truth. Coke bores me, It bores us all. We're jaded c---, in a scene we hate, a city we hate, pretending that we're at the center of the universe, trashing ourselves with crap drugs to stave off the feeling that real life is happening somewhere else, aware that all we're doing is feeding that paranoia and disenchantment, yet somehow we're too apathetic to stop. Cause, sadly, there's nothing else of interest to stop for.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“You fucking knew that fucking c--- would fuck some c---.”
― Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

“Fuckin failures in a country of failures. Its nae good blamin it oan the English fir colonising us. Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent, vibrant healthy society to be colonised by. No..we are ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us? The lowest of the low, the scum of the earth. The most wretched servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat intae creation. Ah don't hate the English. They just git oan wis the shite thev got. Ah hate the Scots.”
― Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting.

Probably the greatest writer in the English language alive today,,,,,yet we cannot repeat his poetic words,,,,why?

   

Just watched trainspotting  again the other night Scrat!

Great film, my favourite is Begbie, the wee mad bastard..

I like when Renton says to him ..' I've no got £2000' and Begbie says...' Aye ye fucking dae'!!

Brilliant!!

Hi JD,

Have recently seen his new film "filth" with James Mcavoy and Jim Broadbent,,,,


“His eyes are wild, psychotic slits that bat-dance in your soul looking for good things to crush or bad elements to identify with.”
― Irvine Welsh

scrat wrote:

Joy Division wrote:



   

Just watched trainspotting  again the other night Scrat!

Great film, my favourite is Begbie, the wee mad bastard..

I like when Renton says to him ..' I've no got £2000' and Begbie says...' Aye ye fucking dae'!!

Brilliant!!

Hi JD,

Have recently seen his new film "filth" with James Mcavoy and Jim Broadbent,,,,


“His eyes are wild, psychotic slits that bat-dance in your soul looking for good things to crush or bad elements to identify with.”
― Irvine Welsh

James McAvoy is a brilliant actor, will have to check that film out!

[quote="scrat"]

Joy Division wrote:







   

Just watched trainspotting  again the other night Scrat!

Great film, my favourite is Begbie, the wee mad bastard..

I like when Renton says to him ..' I've no got £2000' and Begbie says...' Aye ye fucking dae'!!

Brilliant!!

Hi JD,

Have recently seen his new film "filth" with James Mcavoy and Jim Broadbent,,,,


“His eyes are wild, psychotic slits that bat-dance in your soul looking for good things to crush or bad elements to identify with.”
― Irvine Welsh[/quote


..hey Scrat, what can I say...that was .....interesting!!   

Catman wrote:

scrat wrote:
Hi JD,

Have recently seen his new film "filth" with James Mcavoy and Jim Broadbent,,,,


“His eyes are wild, psychotic slits that bat-dance in your soul looking for good things to crush or bad elements to identify with.”
― Irvine Welsh

James McAvoy is a brilliant actor, will have to check that film out!

Hi Phil,

It's my favourite genre, Irvine Welsh is the Charles Dickens of our time, it's a cracking film, dark and funny, McAvoy is brilliant in the role of a fucked up bent copper,,,,It is however a pity that the English language has so many restrictions placed on it on this forum, it was not like that when I joined,,,,what the fuck happened?

scrat wrote:

Catman wrote:

scrat wrote:
Hi JD,

Have recently seen his new film "filth" with James Mcavoy and Jim Broadbent,,,,


“His eyes are wild, psychotic slits that bat-dance in your soul looking for good things to crush or bad elements to identify with.”
― Irvine Welsh

James McAvoy is a brilliant actor, will have to check that film out!

Hi Phil,

It's my favourite genre, Irvine Welsh is the Charles Dickens of our time, it's a cracking film, dark and funny, McAvoy is brilliant in the role of a fucked up bent copper,,,,It is however a pity that the English language has so many restrictions placed on it on this forum, it was not like that when I joined,,,,what the fuck happened?

We banned racism, homophobia, sexism, use of the word "Nazi" to describe right-wingers and creating posts to antagonize other members. Those decisions were mine and I made them because I'm like Hitler  :::hitler: 

Ben_Reilly wrote:

scrat wrote:
Hi Phil,

It's my favourite genre, Irvine Welsh is the Charles Dickens of our time, it's a cracking film, dark and funny, McAvoy is brilliant in the role of a fucked up bent copper,,,,It is however a pity that the English language has so many restrictions placed on it on this forum, it was not like that when I joined,,,,what the fuck happened?

We banned racism, homophobia, sexism, use of the word "Nazi" to describe right-wingers and creating posts to antagonize other members. Those decisions were mine and I made them because I'm like Hitler  :::hitler: 

 ::rfth:: ::rambo:: 

Joy Division wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

We banned racism, homophobia, sexism, use of the word "Nazi" to describe right-wingers and creating posts to antagonize other members. Those decisions were mine and I made them because I'm like Hitler  :::hitler: 

 ::rfth:: ::rambo:: 

They do go at it guns a blazing JD,,,, something to do with Mexicans and the Alamo!

My opinion is that a forum host should be seen (occasionally) but not heard, of course a world without racism, homophobia, sexism and wannabe nazis would be wonderful, although I don't think it's such a good idea to pretend that bad words do not exist,,,,do you?

scrat wrote:

Joy Division wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

We banned racism, homophobia, sexism, use of the word "Nazi" to describe right-wingers and creating posts to antagonize other members. Those decisions were mine and I made them because I'm like Hitler  :::hitler: 

 ::rfth:: ::rambo:: 

They do go at it guns a blazing JD,,,, something to do with Mexicans and the Alamo!

My opinion is that a forum host should be seen (occasionally) but not heard, of course a world without racism, homophobia, sexism and wannabe nazis would be wonderful, although I don't think it's such a good idea to pretend that bad words do not exist,,,,do you?

Sorry, screwed this up on first attempt:

Honestly, I don't know why I fucking bother, to be honest. RWers were flinging racism, homophobic abuse (particularly directed at Catman), and I will be ... sorry for the extreme emphasis here, but I'll be ...

DAMNED

if I'm going to sit back and watch a site I set up become the host and publisher of a bunch of hate speech that goes against and shits all over my values.

Several of the female members here didn't like the use of the c-word (and neither do I) so I barred it, and some of the RWers were fed up with being called Nazis, so I barred that.

It appears some don't think you can have free expression unless you're allowed to go into any group of people (because that's what this is), whether you're welcome or not, and start shouting hate speech. It also appears that for all the hundreds of times I've emphasized that I want this to be a place of at least semi-civil debate, where people act like adults, some people would rather just bash me instead of making the simple choice between staying on board and following the rules, or leaving.

So yeah, sure, I guess it's totally unfair and dictatorial of me to not let the likes of Allakaka and Drinky come on here and smear my site with gay-bashing and racism like an infant smearing shit from their diapers. If that's the case I might as well own it, right? I'm a fucking unfair egotistical left-wing comrade bastard. GET AT ME!

scrat wrote:

Joy Division wrote:



 ::rfth:: ::rambo:: 

They do go at it guns a blazing JD,,,, something to do with Mexicans and the Alamo!

My opinion is that a forum host should be seen (occasionally) but not heard, of course a world without racism, homophobia, sexism and wannabe nazis would be wonderful, although I don't think it's such a good idea to pretend that bad words do not exist,,,,do you?

.. I agree with you there Scrat, we can do without the homophobia, sexism,nazi stuff..oh yeah...

But some bad words should be tolerated as it's much more realistic, depends on how bad the words are I guess!, but there can come a point where near every swear word is named and that's just not very realistic .

@scat
Just use Australian English, It's Like English English or American English
except spelling is only as relevant as the information it is conveying and
there are no swear words all words are just words.

And I will also Claim prejudice against lower socio economic classes, we were raised to talk this way

TEST can I type them lets see and what get blocked
c---
nazi
f--
niger
pommie
faggot
queer
fuck
shit


@ben
You may be my Commrade but not swearing is Un-Australian     

pfft the censorship is pretty low most of those got through


why are people complaining.

Censor on Commadore Ben  :::hitler:  :::hitler:  :::hitler:

veya_victaous wrote:@scat
Just use Australian English, It's Like English English or American English
except spelling is only as relevant as the information it is conveying and
there are no swear words all words are just words.

And I will also Claim prejudice against lower socio economic classes, we were raised to talk this way

TEST can I type them lets see and what get blocked
c---
nazi
f--
niger
pommie
faggot
queer
fuck
shit


@ben
You may be my Commrade but not swearing is Un-Australian     

Yeah, and I never said we're banning all swearing, either. Amazing how a few disgruntled members here have made the rules into something they're not ...

Joy Division wrote:

scrat wrote:

They do go at it guns a blazing JD,,,, something to do with Mexicans and the Alamo!

My opinion is that a forum host should be seen (occasionally) but not heard, of course a world without racism, homophobia, sexism and wannabe nazis would be wonderful, although I don't think it's such a good idea to pretend that bad words do not exist,,,,do you?

.. I agree with you there Scrat, we can do without the homophobia, sexism,nazi stuff..oh yeah...

But some bad words should be tolerated as it's much more realistic, depends on how bad the words are I guess!, but there can come a point where near every swear word is named and that's just not very realistic .

Yeah, KaKa is a nasty piece of shite, I guess in a flap is the only site that'll accommodate the racist c---, it just seems such a shame that all this nastiness can't be brought out into the open and dealt with, let's be honest here I've yet to meet a right whinger that can stand up to Heart, even the snivelling Cretin Didglet will give a good account of himself and put up a sturdy defence against the likes of KaKa, Smelly and Drinky, I guess sweeping it under the carpet is the order of the day,,,but to beep out the English language of one of the most skilful wordsmiths of our generation, "cos the ladies don't like it", nah,,,it ain't right!

scrat wrote:

Joy Division wrote:

scrat wrote:

They do go at it guns a blazing JD,,,, something to do with Mexicans and the Alamo!

My opinion is that a forum host should be seen (occasionally) but not heard, of course a world without racism, homophobia, sexism and wannabe nazis would be wonderful, although I don't think it's such a good idea to pretend that bad words do not exist,,,,do you?

.. I agree with you there Scrat, we can do without the homophobia, sexism,nazi stuff..oh yeah...

But some bad words should be tolerated as it's much more realistic, depends on how bad the words are I guess!, but there can come a point where near every swear word is named and that's just not very realistic .

Yeah, KaKa is a nasty piece of shite, I guess in a flap is the only site that'll accommodate the racist c---, it just seems such a shame that all this nastiness can't be brought out into the open and dealt with, let's be honest here I've yet to meet a right whinger that can stand up to Heart, even the snivelling Cretin Didglet will give a good account of himself and put up a sturdy defence against the likes of KaKa, Smelly and Drinky, I guess sweeping it under the carpet is the order of the day,,,but to beep out the English language of one of the most skilful wordsmiths of our generation, "cos the ladies don't like it", nah,,,it ain't right!

Why isn't it? If someone is such a skillful wordsmith, how come he can't write without making women feel degraded, for example?

Sorry, as I've said before, we walk a fine line between free expression and allowing abuse -- calls have to be made on occasion -- and no, not everyone will agree with those calls. I mentioned that I banned "Nazi" against my own opinion, so I'm not exactly doing this based on my own whims.