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Who would make the ideal couple here???

I will start with BEN and EDDIE.

Syl wrote:

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
           

You're all a bunch of sickos  !!!

For once I agree with you....I feel quite sick at the thought of it all.

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Syl wrote:♬♬  be nice to one another ♬♬

Who would make the ideal couple here???

I will start with BEN and EDDIE. Laughing

Nuff said.

magica wrote:

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
           

You're all a bunch of sickos  !!!

Made me feel sick just the thought of you

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magica wrote:♬♬ be nice to one another ♬♬

Who would make the ideal couple here???

I will start with BEN and EDDIE. Laughing

Ditto.

Magica didn't write that Quill /\...I did.

Jules wrote:I do hope people are being matched up correctly. Mismatches can lead to disappointment and awkwardness ...

That cartoon made me laugh. I remember watching a TV programme about chat lines....gullible men phoned up and was egged on (the longer the better) by a sexy young thing fulfilling his fantasies online.
The women who were interviewed were middle aged, dressed in scruffy track suits, ironing or doing mundane tasks whilst they described themselves as sexy scantily dressed young available women who were as interested in the caller as he was in them.....sad....but funny.

Syl wrote:Magica didn't write that Quill /\...I did.

I know. I've got one for you too. It was the OP.

I know she didn't write it, but I assume she read it. It's a theme for all seasons.

Very nice.

Miffs2 wrote:

eddie wrote:

Miffs2 wrote:

Just don't turn it a weird colour!

I am not allowed in the admin section unless I'm sober.  

Very sensible rule

We're getting a breathalyzer installed

Je n'ai aucun commentaire à cause de la culpabilité.

Had to look that up due to hangover.

Syl wrote:♬♬  be nice to one another ♬♬

Who would make the ideal couple here???

I will start with BEN and EDDIE.

I just remembered this thread from something else I just read on here tonight.... You have mystical powers Syl! How did you know?

And, do you have any other Mystical Forum Knowledge up your sleeve, you’d like to share?

eddie wrote:

Syl wrote:♬♬  be nice to one another ♬♬

Who would make the ideal couple here???

I will start with BEN and EDDIE.

I just remembered this thread from something else I just read on here tonight.... You have mystical powers Syl! How did you know?

And, do you have any other Mystical Forum Knowledge up your sleeve, you’d like to share?

I am dead psychic I am.  

I cant believe how old this thread is though....time flies.

Syl wrote:

eddie wrote:

I just remembered this thread from something else I just read on here tonight.... You have mystical powers Syl! How did you know?

And, do you have any other Mystical Forum Knowledge up your sleeve, you’d like to share?

I am dead psychic I am.  

I cant believe how old this thread is though....time flies.

Lottery numbers if you please.

Cass wrote:

Syl wrote:
I am dead psychic I am.  

I cant believe how old this thread is though....time flies.

Lottery numbers if you please.

Lol....I have used the same numbers from the start...never won more than a tenner Cass....so I cant help on that.

OH was one digit short of winning the Euro lottery a few years ago...he just missed out on millions.

Syl wrote:

Cass wrote:

Lottery numbers if you please.

Lol....I have used the same numbers from the start...never won more than a tenner Cass....so I cant help on that.

OH was one digit short of winning the Euro lottery a few years ago...he just missed out on millions.

You’re out of practice obviously.

We once won £50 on the Euromillions and only a tenner here or there. Both the mother and father in law won a couple of hundred. Stepbrother and sister in law won a couple of thousands but that was years ago.

We play here but again, win a tenner every now and again.

Cass wrote:

Syl wrote:
Lol....I have used the same numbers from the start...never won more than a tenner Cass....so I cant help on that.

OH was one digit short of winning the Euro lottery a few years ago...he just missed out on millions.

You’re out of practice obviously.

We once won £50 on the Euromillions and only a tenner here or there. Both the mother and father in law won a couple of hundred. Stepbrother and sister in law won a couple of thousands but that was years ago.

We play here but again, win a tenner every now and again.

When O H has his near miss the attitude of some people was very odd.
One even said...I bet you felt like killing yourself
He actually won enough for a nice holiday. OK, it wasnt 13 million, but it was a nice bonus.

I was actually relieved....who wants all that money? I like life the way it is now.....I knew a woman who had a big win once, it split her family up, she moved to a bigger house, sadly died not that long afterwards.

Syl wrote:

Cass wrote:

You’re out of practice obviously.

We once won £50 on the Euromillions and only a tenner here or there. Both the mother and father in law won a couple of hundred. Stepbrother and sister in law won a couple of thousands but that was years ago.

We play here but again, win a tenner every now and again.

When O H has his near miss the attitude of some people was very odd.
One even said...I bet you felt like killing yourself
He actually won enough for a nice holiday. OK, it wasnt 13 million, but it was a nice bonus.

I was actually relieved....who wants all that money? I like life the way it is now.....I knew a woman who had a big win once, it split her family up, she moved to a bigger house, sadly died not that long afterwards.

True. There is a woman here who won the big mega millions and lives in a state where they cannot remain anonymous. She is involved in a lawsuit against the state.

Syl wrote:

Jules wrote:I do hope people are being matched up correctly. Mismatches can lead to disappointment and awkwardness ...

That cartoon made me laugh. I remember watching a TV programme about chat lines....gullible men phoned up and was egged on (the longer the better) by a sexy young thing fulfilling his fantasies online.
The women who were interviewed were middle aged, dressed in scruffy track suits, ironing or doing mundane tasks whilst they described themselves as sexy scantily dressed young available women who were as interested in the caller as he was in them.....sad....but funny.

yep

i worked on a sex chat line before. It was fucking hilarious. It was all i could do not to piss myself laughing

men are so gullible

gelico wrote:

Syl wrote:

That cartoon made me laugh. I remember watching a TV programme about chat lines....gullible men phoned up and was egged on (the longer the better) by a sexy young thing fulfilling his fantasies online.
The women who were interviewed were middle aged, dressed in scruffy track suits, ironing or doing mundane tasks whilst they described themselves as sexy scantily dressed young available women who were as interested in the caller as he was in them.....sad....but funny.

yep

i worked on a sex chat line before.  It was fucking hilarious.  It was all i could do not to piss myself laughing

men are so gullible

Wow, I bet that was an eye opener.

magica wrote:

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
           

You're all a bunch of sickos  !!!

Made me feel sick just the thought of you

Um...there goes the levity for this thread.

see y'all down in politics.

Original Quill wrote:

magica wrote:
Made me feel sick just the thought of you

Um...there goes the levity for this thread.

see y'all down in politics.

That was posted in 2016 Quill, keep up...since then we have moved on to lottery wins and sex workers.

gelico wrote:

Syl wrote:

That cartoon made me laugh. I remember watching a TV programme about chat lines....gullible men phoned up and was egged on (the longer the better) by a sexy young thing fulfilling his fantasies online.
The women who were interviewed were middle aged, dressed in scruffy track suits, ironing or doing mundane tasks whilst they described themselves as sexy scantily dressed young available women who were as interested in the caller as he was in them.....sad....but funny.

yep

i worked on a sex chat line before.  It was fucking hilarious.  It was all i could do not to piss myself laughing

men are so gullible

So what was the pay like?

I’ve spoken to dear Gels on the phone and she can rabbit on and on so I’m betting they had their money’s worth

Syl wrote:

gelico wrote:


yep

i worked on a sex chat line before.  It was fucking hilarious.  It was all i could do not to piss myself laughing

men are so gullible

Wow, I bet that was an eye opener.

some of them were actually a fanny opener tbh

some of them had really sexy voices and i well enjoyed the call, some were just, meh, some were really filthy bastards and some were just so funny. sometimes something they said or wanted me to say would strike me as fucking hilarious and i'm the sort that will just suddenly burst out laughing really loud, i cant help it so i had to really work on that, they tended to get a bit huffy when that happened. it didn't help that i told my eldest that i enjoyed the ones where i could dominate and humiliate, he was laughing and said in a sort of strict womans voice ''SIT, now woof for me little puppy dog''. well, i fell about laughing at the time. but he was a sod cos when he knew i had a call he would at some point scratch at the bottom of the door and whine like a puppy and give little yelps to make me laugh. i had to put a stop to that, it was most distracting





my faves were the newbies who were really nervous and shy,,,,,,not for long with sweet geli on the case i can assure you

it was just something to do at the time (about a year after hubby died) i wasnt working at the time and it was just pocket money for me

Cass wrote:

gelico wrote:


yep

i worked on a sex chat line before.  It was fucking hilarious.  It was all i could do not to piss myself laughing

men are so gullible

So what was the pay like?

cant really remember tbh. i cant even remember which company it was. around £10 an hour if i recall which sounds good considering you are just at home or out and about doing your own thing, but they are booked calls in advance which come through from the company and then you call them back and it could be a shift of say 6 hours at night but out of that i might only work a total of 2 hours total cos it would be a 10 minute call then maybe 10/15 minutes later another 10 minute call and so on.

eddie wrote:I’ve spoken to dear Gels on the phone and she can rabbit on and on so I’m betting they had their money’s worth

well they kept ringing back - company said i was a natural

gelico wrote:

Syl wrote:

Wow, I bet that was an eye opener.

some of them were actually a fanny opener tbh

some of them had really sexy voices and i well enjoyed the call, some were just, meh, some were really filthy bastards and some were just so funny.  sometimes something they said or wanted me to say would strike me as fucking hilarious and i'm the sort that will just suddenly burst out laughing really loud, i cant help it so i had to really work on that, they tended to get a bit huffy when that happened.  it didn't help that i told my eldest that i enjoyed the ones where i could dominate and humiliate, he was laughing and said in a sort of strict womans voice ''SIT, now woof for me little puppy dog''.  well, i fell about laughing at the time.  but he was a sod cos when he knew i had a call he would at some point scratch at the bottom of the door and whine like a puppy and give little yelps to make me laugh.  i had to put a stop to that, it was most distracting





my faves were the newbies who were really nervous and shy,,,,,,not for long with sweet geli on the case i can assure you

it was just something to do at the time (about a year after hubby died)  i wasnt working at the time and it was just pocket money for me

They should make a sitcom about all this.

I admit I couldn't do it, but I admire anyone who can, and I imagine some of the men who rang were socially inadequate, probably lonely, so you were providing a valid service.
The filthy buggers would have been a step too far though, I tend to come over all Hyacinth Bouquet if someone gets too disrespectful with me....I would have been sacked after the first call probably.

eddie wrote:

Syl wrote:♬♬  be nice to one another ♬♬

Who would make the ideal couple here???

I will start with BEN and EDDIE.

I just remembered this thread from something else I just read on here tonight....


You have mystical powers Syl! How did you know?   And, do you have any other Mystical Forum Knowledge up your sleeve, you’d like to share?

Meh I knew.  Twas dead obvious, no mystical powers needed.

Syl wrote:♬♬  be nice to one another ♬♬

Who would make the ideal couple here???

I will start with BEN and EDDIE.

Edds just recalled this thread and I must say ... HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SYL.

Well come on Ben, it was obvious you know.

I enjoyed reading through this old thread....very funny remarks throughout.

Syl wrote:Well come on Ben, it was obvious you know.  

I enjoyed reading through this old thread....very funny remarks throughout.

Obvious to everyone but us, apparently!