Godfather Joke

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million he takes along a lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer,
"Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido,
"Where's the money"

Guido signs back,
"I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather,
"He says he doesn't know
what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol,
puts it to Guido's head and says,
"Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido,
"He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs,
"OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house".

The Godfather asks the lawyer,
"What did he say?"

The lawyer replies,
"He says f--- you, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers?

Major wrote:When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million he takes along a lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer,
"Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido,
"Where's the money"

Guido signs back,
"I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather,
"He says he doesn't know
what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol,
puts it to Guido's head and says,
"Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido,
"He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs,
"OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house".

The Godfather asks the lawyer,
"What did he say?"

The lawyer replies,
"He says f--- you, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers?

Absolutely!