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Playing with names & words
by stardesk Fri Oct 07, 2016 2:58 pm
Hi gang. I'm getting fedup with being controversial and critical, etc. As I've been writing for many years I've come to enjoy playing with names and words, hence this topic, so, here goes: A lady bird watcher says to hubbY 'I say dear, look at that Bluetit.' And a big grin crosses his face as he spies through the trees a topless woman on the beach as a freezing wind suddenly blows across from the sea.
Can you come up with anything to make us laugh? 'I can,' said Ivan Ardon to his girl friend Nicky Nunnon.
Over to you folks.
Can you come up with anything to make us laugh? 'I can,' said Ivan Ardon to his girl friend Nicky Nunnon.
Over to you folks.
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Re: Playing with names & words
by Andy Fri Oct 07, 2016 3:30 pm
I gave my bag of sweets to my mate Wayne Gumms.
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Re: Playing with names & words
by Original Quill Fri Oct 07, 2016 4:09 pm
You mean like 'Tom Swifties'?
"'Bring the prisoner downstairs,' said Tom condescendingly."
"'I find you guilty,' said the judge with conviction."
"'Now I have the tools to chop down that tree,' said Tom with a heavy accent."
"'It's a unit of electric current,' said Tom amply."
"'Someday I'll run the CIA,' said Tom aspiringly."
"'There's room for one more,' Tom admitted."
"'I wonder why the hive's still empty,' said Tom belatedly."
"'I've got to stop this motor,' Tom choked."
"'We're off to Scotland,' said Tom clandestinely."
http://www.fun-with-words.com/tom_swifties_a-e.html
"'Bring the prisoner downstairs,' said Tom condescendingly."
"'I find you guilty,' said the judge with conviction."
"'Now I have the tools to chop down that tree,' said Tom with a heavy accent."
"'It's a unit of electric current,' said Tom amply."
"'Someday I'll run the CIA,' said Tom aspiringly."
"'There's room for one more,' Tom admitted."
"'I wonder why the hive's still empty,' said Tom belatedly."
"'I've got to stop this motor,' Tom choked."
"'We're off to Scotland,' said Tom clandestinely."
http://www.fun-with-words.com/tom_swifties_a-e.html
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Re: Playing with names & words
by stardesk Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:39 pm
Andy, would you say he was toffee nosed?
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Re: Playing with names & words
by stardesk Sat Oct 08, 2016 8:46 pm
And then there was Dee Stroyer and Millie Tant. Both girls ran away to join the Navy.
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Re: Playing with names & words
by nicko Sun Oct 09, 2016 6:30 am
Then there was a man called Mike Hunt, you dare not shout his name !
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Re: Playing with names & words
by Ben Reilly Sun Oct 09, 2016 7:21 am
The Ku Kux Klan was destined to operate clandestinely.
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Re: Playing with names & words
by JulesV Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:49 pm
nicko wrote:Then there was a man called Mike Hunt, you dare not shout his name !
Ivanna Trump has never been able to shout out her name in polite society.
(Or even in impolite society for that matter).
It tends to scatter crowds .... for some unknown reason.
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Re: Playing with names & words
by JulesV Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:40 pm
magica wrote:Teresa Green married Ivor Forest
Hmmm, I'm not really feeling that one Mags, tbh.
P'raps if you changed Teresa to Raine that might work better??
Raine is a valid name, it was the name of Princess Di's step mum.
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Re: Playing with names & words
by magica Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:32 pm
Lol Jules I made it up, cant you tell 
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Re: Playing with names & words
by Original Quill Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:09 pm
Jules wrote:magica wrote:Teresa Green married Ivor Forest
Hmmm, I'm not really feeling that one Mags, tbh.
P'raps if you changed Teresa to Raine that might work better??
Raine is a valid name, it was the name of Princess Di's step mum.
Or, could be Dep Forrest. Or, S. Ben Forrest.
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Re: Playing with names & words
by stardesk Wed Oct 12, 2016 9:01 pm
I'm pleased to see my idea has brought a good response. 'Well done' said the Chef.
Then there was the wealthy guy named Robin Banks.
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Re: Playing with names & words
by stardesk Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:41 pm
Never engage these two to do any work for you:
Bodgeit & Scarpa.
Bodgeit & Scarpa.
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Re: Playing with names & words
by nicko Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:09 am
Seen on a builders lorry in Birmingham driven by a Asian.
"you.v tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"
"you.v tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"
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Re: Playing with names & words
by Original Quill Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:46 pm
We have a French sports car dealership in San Rafael, called 'Escargot'.
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Re: Playing with names & words
by stardesk Fri Oct 14, 2016 8:40 pm
Keep 'em coming folks.
2 lovely old dears with a shop:
Ann Tiques and Dusty Shelf.
2 lovely old dears with a shop:
Ann Tiques and Dusty Shelf.
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Re: Playing with names & words
by nicko Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:52 am
Fish and Chip shop in B,ham,
"The Cod Father"
"The Cod Father"
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Re: Playing with names & words
by stardesk Sat Oct 15, 2016 8:53 pm
What a greedy bloke:
Phil Pockets.
Phil Pockets.
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Re: Playing with names & words
by stardesk Sun Oct 16, 2016 8:51 pm
Another pair of builders:
Rufus Tyler & Bill Ding.
Rufus Tyler & Bill Ding.
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