This Is A JOKE

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand...
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching..

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her..

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly..
"Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped
it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

We know it's a JOKE




When I see capitals I think you're shouting the word JOKE
Made me laugh

So how common is it for gay men to dress in women's clothing? Someone please enlighten me, because being a gay man is something I know very little about, and I certainly would not want to jump to any conclusions -- particularly if they were ideas used to make gay men out to be something they aren't.

It's only transvestites who dress in women's clothing.

And most transvestites are straight.

Yes.

Uh-huh. But such a damn funny joke though, right? Right?

Oh stop being a spoil sport
It's just a joke