Huffington Post seeks people who have had sex with aliens

by Manicfoot Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:41 pm

Don't know if it applies to anyone here, but you never know, someone might have had a very close encounter with E.T's digit that lit up. Shocked

or

HuffPost journalist is doing a story about the concept of sex with aliens. Would like to speak with people who’ve had sex with aliens, UFO experts, biological experts who can discuss the potential problems of mating with a foreign species, psychological experts who have studied the phenomenon.

http://jimromenesko.com/2013/03/21/huffington-post-seeks-people-who-have-had-sex-with-aliens/

by Lurker Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:37 am

An alien couple is sent to Earth to observe human culture. One of the things they have to do is to have sex with an Earth couple. They observe a lot of humans before they settle on one particular couple. The aliens make sure they look like humans so as to not scare off the Earth couple. After a few drinks at a swingers bar they talk the Earth couple into sex for the night. The earth woman and the alien man start getting in on and the woman stops and says this is terrible sex. The alien man says what's wrong? The Earth woman says well your penis must only be two inches log. The alien says no problem, twist my left ear. The Earth woman twists his ear and the penis gets longer with each twist. How's that he said and she said well it's long enough, but it's about as big around as my little finger. He said just twist my right ear. She twisted the right ear and it got as big as she wanted it and they went at it for hours.
The next day the Earth couple was talking about the night before. The guy asked the woman what she thought of the sex. She said it was wonderful and the best sex she'd ever had. She asked him how his night went. He said it was the worst sex he'd ever had. He said that alien woman almost twisted his ears off.