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The only way babies could be more awesome is if they had beards!
by Ben Reilly Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:25 pm
There’s no shortage of stock images that defy reason — see pregnant lady staring at a glass of scotch in an office chair — but this one really rattled our onesies.
Babies with beards. Are they cute? Are they a little scary? What would you do if your baby came out with a luscious Tom Selleck ‘stache under his nose? Could you cuddle up to a baby with a beard?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/babies-with-beards_us_57080385e4b04bf520ff7ae1
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Re: The only way babies could be more awesome is if they had beards!
by eddie Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:32 pm
Not as cute as me with a beard but still cute.
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Re: The only way babies could be more awesome is if they had beards!
by Miffs2 Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:32 pm
No one wears a beard as well as you Edds xeddie wrote:Not as cute as me with a beard but still cute.
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Re: The only way babies could be more awesome is if they had beards!
by Original Quill Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:23 pm
Don't beards look kinda messy? Look at the beards above and compare them with the hair on the top. The beard is all wirey and unkempt, while the hair on top can be neatly combed.
I have a full beard, which I grew while I was in the hospital. It was an accomplishment, but now I'm trying to figure out if I'm gonna keep it.
I have a full beard, which I grew while I was in the hospital. It was an accomplishment, but now I'm trying to figure out if I'm gonna keep it.
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Re: The only way babies could be more awesome is if they had beards!
by Ben Reilly Sun Apr 10, 2016 2:24 am
Original Quill wrote:Don't beards look kinda messy? Look at the beards above and compare them with the hair on the top. The beard is all wirey and unkempt, while the hair on top can be neatly combed.
I have a full beard, which I grew while I was in the hospital. It was an accomplishment, but now I'm trying to figure out if I'm gonna keep it.
If you still have any willpower, kill it now before it gains sentience.
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by eddie Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:10 am
Miffs2 wrote:No one wears a beard as well as you Edds xeddie wrote:Not as cute as me with a beard but still cute.
Thanks nems. I knew you'd understand.
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by eddie Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:10 am
Original Quill wrote:Don't beards look kinda messy? Look at the beards above and compare them with the hair on the top. The beard is all wirey and unkempt, while the hair on top can be neatly combed.
I have a full beard, which I grew while I was in the hospital. It was an accomplishment, but now I'm trying to figure out if I'm gonna keep it.
Keep it. Beards are way cooler than no beards.
Or just go for the unshaven look - very sexy!
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Re: The only way babies could be more awesome is if they had beards!
by Miffs2 Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:59 am
Hahahahaha!Ben_Reilly wrote:Original Quill wrote:Don't beards look kinda messy? Look at the beards above and compare them with the hair on the top. The beard is all wirey and unkempt, while the hair on top can be neatly combed.
I have a full beard, which I grew while I was in the hospital. It was an accomplishment, but now I'm trying to figure out if I'm gonna keep it.
If you still have any willpower, kill it now before it gains sentience.
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Re: The only way babies could be more awesome is if they had beards!
by Miffs2 Sun Apr 10, 2016 11:01 am
I don't like bushy beards. I think they may be smelly and contain bite of dropped food. 
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Re: The only way babies could be more awesome is if they had beards!
by eddie Sun Apr 10, 2016 11:17 am
Miffs2 wrote:I don't like bushy beards. I think they may be smelly and contain bite of dropped food.
Egg yolk.
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by Original Quill Sun Apr 10, 2016 3:58 pm
Miffs2 wrote:I don't like bushy beards. I think they may be smelly and contain bite of dropped food.
Me too. That's one of the visions I dislike. And how about blowing your nose? Ewww...
Still, with the electric trimmer, it's much neater than the one when I was in graduate school. I'm constantly washing and brushing it...like one of those nuts who fastidiously washes his or her hands.
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by eddie Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:55 pm
A trimmed beard is okay and I can't imagine yours would be smelly or full of egg yolk quill 
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Re: The only way babies could be more awesome is if they had beards!
by Guest Sun Apr 10, 2016 5:40 pm
The last one is great, he looks as if he is wondering how the hell it got there lol.
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