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Post by Victorismyhero on Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:42 pm

The most dangerous tool you own/ use?
For me it would be a toss up between the chainsaw and the 22,000 rpm spindle moulder.
Although the blue/purple laser engraver with its capacity to instantly and permanently blind is also up there in the danger stakes.


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Post by eddie on Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:44 pm

My tongue Razz

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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:54 pm

eddie wrote:My tongue Razz

Not quite sure, but doubt "tongue woman" might take off.

I mean special powers?

Drowns you in salivia?
Has morning breath?

"Wonder tongue"? I thought men require that special power? Rolling Eyes

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Post by Victorismyhero on Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:01 pm

phildidge wrote:
eddie wrote:My tongue Razz

Not quite sure, but doubt "tongue woman" might take off.

I mean special powers?

Drowns you in salivia?
Has morning breath?

"Wonder tongue"? I thought men require that special power?  Rolling Eyes
Sounds like my red setter....slobber slobber

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Post by Andy on Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:05 pm

My cock.
I can use it as a battering ram or alternatively use it to fire live rounds at high velocity.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:27 pm

My Texan charm What is..... 1366281442

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Post by eddie on Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:35 pm

phildidge wrote:
eddie wrote:My tongue Razz

Not quite sure, but doubt "tongue woman" might take off.

I mean special powers?

Drowns you in salivia?
Has morning breath?

"Wonder tongue"? I thought men require that special power?  Rolling Eyes

She tears men apart with her scathing tongue and then weakens them with her special tongue powers.

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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:47 pm

eddie wrote:
phildidge wrote:

Not quite sure, but doubt "tongue woman" might take off.

I mean special powers?

Drowns you in salivia?
Has morning breath?

"Wonder tongue"? I thought men require that special power?  Rolling Eyes

She tears men apart with her scathing tongue and then weakens them with her special tongue powers.

Come again?

How much more weakened can you get after being torn apart?

Via a blood transfusion?

Holy crap

Rolling Eyes

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Post by Ben Reilly on Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:33 pm

phildidge wrote:
eddie wrote:
phildidge wrote:

Not quite sure, but doubt "tongue woman" might take off.

I mean special powers?

Drowns you in salivia?
Has morning breath?

"Wonder tongue"? I thought men require that special power?  Rolling Eyes

She tears men apart with her scathing tongue and then weakens them with her special tongue powers.

Come again?

How much more weakened can you get after being torn apart?

Via a blood transfusion?

Holy crap

Rolling Eyes

Now imagine being married to her! Laughing bounce What is..... 2396444674 What is..... 2984306523

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Post by Syl on Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:04 pm

I was going to say my GHD's, but that sounds really boring now after reading the other replies. What is..... 3201073460

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