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Man's large trouser bulge turns out to be four KITTENS stuffed in his pants after Singapore customs officials hear them meowing

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Post by HoratioTarr Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:34 pm



Man caught trying to smuggle live cats from Singapore to Malaysia
Customs officials 'heard meowing from a large bulge in the suspect's trousers'
Upon inspection, staff found four kittens in the man's tracksuit bottoms

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6565795/Customs-discover-mans-large-trouser-bulge-actually-four-kittens-start-meowing.html
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Post by HoratioTarr Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:34 pm

Poor bloody cats! I hope they clawed his knackers to ribbons
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Post by HoratioTarr Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:35 pm

Probably the only pussy he's gonna get for a few years
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Post by Fred Moletrousers Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:15 am

Deport the man to the United States, I say. Then Cheeto-Faced Ferret-Wearing Shit Gibbon will be able to grab some real pussy....
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Post by Vintage Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:54 pm

Is there a shortage of cats in Malaysia then? Why would anyone want to smuggle cats?
Is he moving and they won't let him take his cats or something.

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